May 2013
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I just...
had a male approach me online from an intimate perspective.
He’s a physician which automatically triggered red flags in my head. Usually physicians are harping on me about how fat I am. So why is this guy trying to get in my pants.
I asked him “why me,” ultimately. To which he responded, “i have a fetish.”
I’m not a fetish. I’m a person....
When my client asks me if I have any children
myfriendsaremarried:
HAHAHA! I HATE when people ask me this. Wtf, no. Do I look like I have kids?!
When my married friend tells me to act my age
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When my friend tells me I'm not wife material
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When every guy I've ever dated comes out of the...
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When my married friend lectures me about how I...
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When I'm at Target and the kid next to me starts...
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When my friend tells me having a puppy is like...
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When someone asks me if I'm afraid of never...
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Pissed at Tumblr for selling out.
Pissed that Yahoo is the one who bought it.
Wtf Tumblr.
Assholes.
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Three and a half hours...
was how long my coffee date lasted today.
He’s pretty cool and I want to spend many more hours with him.
Here’s to the future. 😊
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